Embassy Cat says:
"...living in one room is very boring, although I've never wanted to say "me-out!" - I take it all with a yawn - I get by....but I dread to think what it must be like for a human. Does my carer deserve this undeniably shocking criminal intrusion into his life that's gone on for so ridiculously long? Us animals could never act like that to one of our own. After all, reporting the truth shouldn't warrant such barbaric behaviour, should it? Some humans are so messed up - it's truly tragic!"
Thank you Embassy Cat - have a nice sleep, and bye for now.